Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign...

The start of the school year marks  the end of summer vacation and the close of the summer travel season.   In your travels this summer, you likely drove past a church or two with an outside sign.  Here are a few of the most popular sayings found on church marquees throughout the country.

iPod? iPad? Try iPray … God is listening!

7 days without prayer makes 1 weak

A church is a gift from God—assembly required

A.S.A.P.  Always say a prayer

Blesses are the flexible, for they shall not get bent out of shape!

Call 911!  This church is on fire!

Can’t sleep?  Try counting your blessings

Church shopping?  We’re open Sundays

Courage is fear that has said its prayers!

Do you know Jesus, or just know about Jesus?

Don’t tell God how big your problems are.  Tell your problems how big your God is!

Filling station

Give thanks for each day.  You’ll never get to live it over again

Giving is a joy.  Think what can I share, not what can I spare

God is my soul provider

God wants full custody, not just weekend visits

Heavenly forecast – reign forever!

If God is your co pilot, swap seats

If not today,  when?

Jesus is an investment that never loses interest

Know God – Know peace, no God, no peace

Laugh a lot, especially at yourself

Our Church is prayer conditioned

Rule #1, God is in control.  Rule #2, see rule #1.

Soul food served here

Sign Broken.  Come inside for message

T.G.I.F - Thank God I’m forgiven

The best vitamin for a Christian is B1

Under the same management for 2,000 years

We don’t change the message.  The message changes us

Welcome to our CH CH.  What’s missing?  UR

Worship is a VERB!